I woke up this morning feeling bad because I hadn't gone to class. Not because I overslept or some valid excuse like that. No...I just didn't feel like going. So, of course, I confessed to my mom, because I don't think I've been able to keep one thing from her since, like, fifth grade. She was mad, but more disappointed. I hate disappointing her. So I turn on the computer because it's what I do when I'm sad and also a little bit in hopes that maybe there will be a junk e-mail that can tell me how to enlarge my penis, and I check Niki's diary(as I always do), and imagine how much my tail began to wag when I saw how much she had updated!! And with the most hilarious entries EVER. Better than Craig. Ah, bless you Niki. Bless you.

P.S. Niki, I am also a Yeti.

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