I'm compelled to type this, I don't know why, it's not funny if you're not watching it on the small screen.

(Ed jumps out as Carol is turning around)

Carol: Oh MY GOD, what are you supposed to be?!

Ed: Ninja! Shadow warrior from the Far East. (Ninja sound)

Remember in the '80s, the warriors, the NINJAS, were everywhere? Ninjas everywhere. Ninjas in movies, ninjas in tv shows, remember? They even had a motorcycle named after them, remember that?

Carol: Uh huh

Ed:And then, of course, they vanished as quickly as they came, and do you know why?

Carol: Tell me.

Ed:Because they're ninjas. That's what they do.

(doorbell rings, Ed runs right to it)

Carol:Candy!(grabs the halloween candy they have)

(The people at the door turn out to be Nancy and Mike Burton, Ed and Carol's best friends, and their little daughter Sarah)

Nancy:Happy Halloween!

Sarah: Trick or treat.

(Carol and Ed both "awww!" at Sarah)

Mike(who is covered by a big box with holes cut in the eyes):Better not pull that cereal bar stunt this time or your windows getting soaked.

Ed: Sarah! You're the best trick or treater ever! Isn't she Carol?

Carol:Oh, of course she is! Hang on honey, here. (reaches into the candy thing they have)

Ed:(stops her) NO no no. As the best trick-or-treater of the evening, you don't get the miniature candy bar. You don't get the full sized candy bar. Nay. You get...(turns around to grab something)THE KING SIZED CANDY BAR! Yeah!

Nancy:Welllll, you're paying her dental bills Eddie.

Mike: Hey, great costume Ed. Ninja?

Ed: Ninja!

Carol:What are you supposed to be there?

Mike: I am the human box.

Ed:What?! That's the sworn enemy of the ninja!(starts to hit him playfully)

Nancy: We're gonna go. Happy Halloween!

Mike(still fighting with Ed): The human box will strike you down!!

Nancy:Come on, box. Let's go. (She also gets a hit in)

Ed&Carol:BYE!

Ed:Ninja!

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