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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

10.29.03 @ 5:15 P.M.
Turnabout Is Fair Play

So, Friday as I was walking out of the room to meet my mom and aunt, my roommate wasn't in the room, and her keys weren't in their usual space, I assumed she had gone out. So I locked the door before I left. Turns out she had been in the shower and I had locked her out(I had to act like I was sorry). Last night, I go to the bathroom, I'm in there for two minutes tops, including hand washing, and I came back to a locked door!! *sigh* I suppose turnabout is fair play, but I still will always always always say she deserves to be punched.

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