I really hate the Marlins. They're really such pieces of shit. I mean, whenever the Yankees have lost in the past, or, for that matter, any time a team I'm rooting for loses, when I see how happy the other team gets, I usually get a little happy for them. Just a small tiny bit. But I couldn't get happy for the Marlins. Talking to all the players and all of them saying they didn't know if they'd be back the next year. Oh yeah, real team love there. Sacks of shit. I also discovered I can not watch baseball with people in my family. They just make comments that make me want to kill them. Even my mom. Since she always roots for National League teams, she would do a stupid dance whenever the Marlins did something good. And my great aunt Diane, another Marlins fan, is one of those people that screams at the tv. As if that isn't annoying enough, she'll state obvious things too. My uncle Glenn, the only other Yankees fan in the room, did the same thing. "That was the second out. That means one more." "He's pitching good tonight." "That's the seventh inning stretch." OH MY GOD. Hey, why don't you inform us we're watching a baseball game? It seems to be the only obvious thing you haven't stated.

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