Ok people, time for a little lesson in phone courtesy. When on the telephone with another rational human being, do not, under any circumstances, take said telephone into a restroom with you and talk to the person while you're emptying your bladder and act like nothing is wrong with it. Because it is wrong. Very wrong. And if aforementioned bathroom is public or in a place such as a dormitory, it makes it even worse.

More phone courtesy: do not call your friend with no minutes left on her cell phone TWELVE TIMES just to tell her your ex said something sweet to you. You make her think something urgent has happened, so she wastes what few minutes she has left calling your sorry ass thinking that oh, say, your mom has died or something else awful and she is actually NEEDED for a time of crisis. And if you really do feel the need to brag about your former significant others gesture of love, at least leave a message. I'm sure your friend's voicemail will be a better listener and less cynical than your angry friend.

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