I was thinking about this earlier today.

Niki always wonders how I can find her life so interesting. She says its no more interesting than mine. Well folks, let's look at what Niki's done with her life, and compare it to mine, k? Ok, here we go:

- Niki practically was head of her household.

- I can nap for 24 hours straight

- Niki, in a few years time, will be an officer in the Army.

- I, in a few years time, will still be updating this diary with meaningless entries.

- Niki has already found a man that's proposed to her(technically!)

- I have fallen in love with a bunch of gay men.

- Niki put together a writing portfolio so impressive it was voted best from Ridgewood(and made Mrs.Zelenak love her even more, if possible. lol)

- I have seen the pilot episode of the X-Files 42 times.

- Niki always makes a point of remembering friends birthdays and doing something nice for them. Actually, she does nice things for them even if it isn't their birthday.

- I can drink 4 liters of Mountain Dew in under an hour.

So, I think it's obvious:Not only do I live a more interesting life,but a more productive one as well.

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