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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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09.22.03 @ 12:02 A.M.
Bastard People

This one's for Niki:

Since I last updated Niki wrote a very sweet entry in her diary in response to my last post. *sniffle* Shes so nice. I think I'm going to print it out and frame it. lol. She also posted lyrics to a song that makes Mike think of her. According to Hippie Chick II, she should feel quite honored.

A friend I made while rushing for Phi Sig IMed me with this to say:

nekhbet03: i got in!

NYPizzas2: Good for you!!

nekhbet03: you didnt

Well isn't that sweet? Bastard. Niki thinks the Phi Sig resentment is similar to NHS. Well damnit, if I got into anything I tried out for, I wouldn't complain so much! lol. But Phi Sig is cool, and I will rush come spring because I think I'd fit right in with them.

Let's see, what else? Joey is very nice, he kept giving me suggestions on how to stay cool in here. My roommate is moving in tonight. Shes really very cool, exactly what I was hoping for in a roommate. I think we're going to be workout buddies. :)

Oh, here's another thing I'm mad about:

my friends apparantly think I'm the biggest social reject that ever lived. A couple of weeks ago, Jacovino was shocked and sad to find that I had made out with someone before he did. And when Karina was up here, we were talking with Mike and Vijay. Vijay was complaining about girls, and how he always has to pay when he goes on dates. I mentioned that on every date I've been on, we split the bill in half. Karina, naturally, had to pipe in with "what dates have you been on?" WHAT THE FUCK? Do these bastard, heartless friends of mine think I've gone 18 years without going on a date or never being kissed? I know I'm not attractive, I know I'm overweight, but that really hurt. Screw em.

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