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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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09.17.03 @ 12:33 P.M.
Thoughts for Today

Dear roomie:

I hope you die a horrible death.

-Sarah

I hate her so much. But I wont talk about that. Here are some thoughts for today:

-Why is Sylvia so happy? Hmmmm.

-Why does my cell phone work in my room only part time?

-How many pop ups from porn sites will I have to see before I punch a hole through the monitor? I've counted more than 12 since I've signed on.

-Speaking of porn, Brian and I had a pretty frank(well, frank for a good little Catholic girl like me) discussion on masturbation yesterday. Whats up with that?

-There are so many things I want to do but I'm going to have to miss because of either class or rush for Phi Sig. It will be worth it if I get into Phi Sig though. I love them more and more each day. I find out on Friday. Last rush event is today though. We're writing letters to the troops. :)

-I wonder if you get paid to be a Preview leader? Either way, I wanna do it. Always lookin' for things to spice up the old resume

-I did something I never thought I'd do and skipped a class this morning. I was just too damn tired. Even more amazing, my mom understood(I called her last night at three crying) and let me skip. (Yes, I asked my mom...I'm sick)

Nothing else to say I suppose.

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