09.16.03 @ 1:37 A.M.
Six Feet Under
And now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting quotes from the reason I miss home the most: SIX FEET UNDER!
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Claire: You know, it's polite for the first person downstairs to make coffee, even it that person has a penis.
Nate: Well, it's also polite for the first person in the bathroom to spend less than 45 minutes in there, even if that person has a vulva.
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Nate: What would you rather have, some overly educated gas bag like Trevor, or a semi-literate fuck-machine like me, come on!
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Taylor: My mom says my uncle Keith is a punk-ass fudge packer, because he likes men instead of women.
[genuinely curious, to David]
Taylor: Does that mean that you're a punk-ass fudge packer, too?
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Ruth: David, are you bringing a special friend to dinner?
David: Why are my friends always special?
Ruth: Okay then, is the man your having sex with coming to dinner?
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Nate: I gotta go to work.
Billy: Bring out your dead!
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[recalling the first time he saw Keith]
David: You looked so intense, the way you pointed your little alarm thingy at your car, like, 'Fuck you car, now you're locked.'
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I love this show. I love it like a fiend
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