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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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09.15.03 @ 8:57 P.M.
Discrimination

Dear Racket Club employee:

I hope one day you can forgive me for expecting service when you guys were open for another hour and all you had to do was press the "apple juice" button on the register twice and swipe my id. I didn't realize how foolish I was until I experienced your attitude. Thanks for showing me how dumb I was. How embarassing. Again, I hope one day you can forgive me. Gator Dining is lucky to have you.

-Sarah

Bitch.

I'm so tired of being discriminated against because I'm white. Seriously. Its gotten so bad that I thinkkk it might slowly be turning me into a racist subconsciously but I don't kkknow.

Hehehehe, I'm bad.

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