my spoon is too big
newest
older
random
profile
fans
cast
100 Things
other goodies
notes
guestbook
e-mail
further stalking
design
host
i'm a consumer whore!
playlist
Afternoon Delight-The Channel 4 News Team from Anchorman
i live in a giant bucket
bio
my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

Get Listed!



09.14.03 @ 5:04 P.M.
Mardi Gras

Quote o' the day:

(talking about how the frat went to Mardi Gras)

Me:Did you get any beads?

Robert(a brother in the frat):Uh...lets not talk about that.

Me:Ohhhhh, sore subject, huh? It's a lot easier for us girls to get beads. All we have to do is lift our shirt.

Robert:Oh, thats what I did too. And a girl took pity on me and just gave me some of hers.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

(He was kidding. Don't feel sad for him.)

People like Robert are why I want to get in to Phi Sigma Pi. :( I'm nervous. They want to keep it small, so even if they like me, there's a good chance I won't get a bid. Damnit...I need a way to make a good impression. Any suggestions?

0 comments so far
<< & >>

silly hats only
taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
i am a banana.
- - 11.18.05
The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05
The One For Mom - 10.03.05
The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05
The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05
i'm feeling fat & sassy
quote o' the day
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy