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09.07.03 @ 4:35 P.M. Can somebody help me?! In one of his earliest entries, my hero Craig links to a site that lists weird things people have gotten stuck up their ass. What I want to know is:how do they get to the hospital? I don't imagine they can drive themselves. As for a friend driving them...ummm...I dunno about you, but theres no one in the world I trust enough to say "there's a dildo stuck in my ass, can you please take me to the hospital?!" Calling 911? I can't tell my best friend, I'm not going to tell a stranger. Does the person have to go to the hospital without pants? Because how would they get them on? Now, you see, this is the stuff I think about. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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