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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

09.01.03 @ 6:43 p.m.
My precious Counting Sheep

SCORE! I just found a site with not one, but TWO Serta Counting Sheep commercials I hadn't seen yet!! And, dear Lord, I was pissin my pants laughing. In one, they're with an attorney, asking if they have any legal recourse against Serta for putting them out of jobs. "Is it fair to say you've suffered emotional distress?" the attorney asks. "Yeahhhhhh, emotional distress" says [number]One in a conniving voice. The rest of the sheep all begin to say "yeah" with him, and one pipes up in back "And my neck hurts!!" lol It's soooooooo funny.

In the other one, they show up at a couple's house for their "appointment for a 10:00 bedtime," only to find the couple has bought a Serta. *sigh* I love the Sheep too much. :)

http://www.advertisementave.com/tv/company.asp?u_company=Serta

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